Archive - Surviving America as a Millennial

August 2025

We Remember the Shooters, Never the Victims

Are any of us honestly trying to find way to stop these monthly public executions?

Aug 29 •

The Shame of Suicide Ideation

There’s a lot of stigmas surrounding mental health, depression, and suicide. I wish it was the only barrier.

Aug 28 •

The Age of Celebrities Must End

Sorry Taylor and Travis, you’re not schoolteachers and definitely not one of us.

Aug 27 •

Corporations Are People, Too

In America, corporations can sue, buy property, donate unlimited funds to political campaigns, and dominate the news cycle for a week by changing their…

Aug 27 •

Regrets I Can't Even Explain To Myself

It's been years, but I don't feel like I'm getting any better.

Aug 25 •

How Dare a Mediocre Chain Restaurant I Forgot About Change Its Logo?

If a brand updates its logo and there isn't public outrage, did it even happen?

Aug 23 •

Fantasy Football Ruined the NFL

Instead of watching NFL games for enjoyment, I spend my Fall weekends cursing athletes for not scoring enough touchdowns.

Aug 22 •

Left Lane Hogs Are Clogging Up American Highways

If you’re in the left lane, passing no one, and can’t see the headlights of the car behind you, do our country a favor, and move the f*ck over!

Aug 21 •

"Boneless Wings" Are Nothing More Than Rebranded Chicken Tenders

What’s that perfect eating phenomenon where one eater enjoys flats and the other drumsticks? Wing Soulmates. Can’t have that with “boneless wings”.

Aug 20 •

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