Surviving America as a Millennial

Surviving America as a Millennial

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Is True Crime Behind the Surge in American Violence?
Data shows there's one group to blame. SPOILER: It's women.
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The Pregnant Attractive Homeless Runaway Scam Artist
I'll never go to the dog park hungover again.
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My Closet’s Full of Reusable Bags, But So Is The Landfill
Big Grocery’s New Scam Guilts Americans Through Climate Change Action as 24,000 Private Jets Roam the Skies
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Do Targeted Ads Make the Law of Attraction Possible?
The Law of Attraction manifested me the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. It wasn't the bombardment of intrusive targeted advertisements.
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Happy Second Anniversary, Morgan Wallen’s Temporary Baldness!
It's been two years since Morgan Wallen destroyed the dreams of many American women by shaving his head. #MulletGate
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