The Law of Attraction Manifested Me the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors

If you visualize what you want, the Universe gives it to you. That’s the basic concept of the Law of Attraction. That’s how Sue from Attract the World You Think explained it to me and her 564,233 followers.

I am not sure if the Law of Attraction works, but since joining Sue’s Executive List, just $99 a month, I’ve manifested one hundred percent of things I’d never need. Lately, that which I truly desire is the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.  

Weird thing is that I don’t even like avocados.

A friend of mine mentioned the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to me, just once at a party he hosted. He didn’t have one yet, but his Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors was on the way. I asked what the scissors were for, but he told me I’d have to try one to find out.

Even if I liked avocados, they only stayed ripe for two hours. It’s always a gamble to buy one of those green nets of avocados but buying an avocado a day can cost you a Hamilton. Having a tool to slice one of the three edible avocados doesn’t make sense economically. I’d barely use it.

Since that dinner party, the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors appears everywhere I go. Every time I log into social media. Or visit a website. Even the ads on my music streaming platform. In my emails. On my TV. The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors is there. Waiting. Just for me.

I ignored all the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors ads at first, but the relentless onslaught of targeted advertisements overwhelmed me. The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors invaded every aspect of my life. Dozens of Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors videos and memes. Social media influencers reviewing the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. Billboards. My dreams? Nothing but giant avocados on the verge of crushing me. If only I had the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to slice my way out of it.

When I logged into social media after that nightmare. It would make slicing avocados easy. I would never need a spoon and knife to enjoy an avocado. Fewer dishes. Less work.

I woke up in a pool of sweat. Grabbed my phone to research dream suppressants. I launched it across the room when there was an ad for the “World’s Biggest Avocados.”

For thirteen days I saw the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. It wouldn’t leave me alone. Sponsored articles. Digital Ads. Blog posts. Even Sue from Attract the World You Think promoted the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. My co-workers even mentioned the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to me. It infected their screens, too. I was a virus. There was only one cure.

Why not add the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to my kitchen gadget collection? I mean, I should at least consider it. Everyone was buying them.

Yesterday there was an auto-play video ad of a guy, who looked just like me, impressing his friends, who looked just like mine, at a dinner party, at a house that looked way classier than mine, with his Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.

Imagine if I cut avocados in that house? I was in the market for an upgrade. My current living situation was renting. From my mom. I rewatched the ad over and over, admiring the marble white and black kitchen, with a wine fridge … and… how perfectly the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors was displayed on the stone island in the center of the spacious kitchen.

That could be me.

A few of my friends who attended the party where I first heard of the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors already had their own. I’m always last on these trends. But none of them has had a party since. I could impress them by using the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors at a dinner party. Or I could host a Sunday brunch. Maybe I’d make some fresh guac and tacos and let my friends and family watch me use the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.

The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors could make a difference in my life. I don’t want to miss out of another must-have tool. I went online and ordered it.

The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors will arrive at my doorstep in two days. Express Shipping. An extra twenty, but I needed my Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. I bought avocados at the store, hopefully they will still be ripe by then.