Do Targeted Ads Make the Law of Attraction Possible?

The Law of Attraction manifested me the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. It wasn't the bombardment of intrusive targeted advertisements.

If you visualize what you want, the Universe gives it to you. That’s the basic concept of the Law of Attraction, right? That’s how Sue from Attract the World You Think explained it to me and her 564,233 followers.

I am not sure if the Law of Attraction works, but since joining Sue’s Executive List, I’ve manifested one hundred percent of things I’d never need. Lately, that which I truly desire is the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.

Weird thing is that I don’t even like avocados.

A friend of mine mentioned the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to me, just once at a party he hosted. Since then, the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors shows up no matter what I’m doing. Every time I logged onto social media. Or visited a website. Even the ads on my music streaming platform. The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. Waiting. Just for me.

To be honest, I love avocados. My issue is that they stay ripe for two hours. They’re not cost effective. They’re easily five to ten bucks a week for something I mostly throw in the garbage. It’s always a gamble buying one of those green nets of avocados when you get five for three dollars, but buying each avocado individually can cost you a Hamilton. Having a tool to slice one of the three avocados doesn’t make sense economically.

At first, I ignored all the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors ads, but the relentless onslaught of targeted advertisements overwhelmed me. The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors content invaded every aspect of my life. Dozens of custom and targeted Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors videos and memes. Social media influencers who reviewed the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors appeared on my feeds. Billboards. Emails. My dreams? Nothing but giant avocados on the verge of crushing me. If only I had… the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to save me. It would make slicing avocados easy. I would never need a spoon and knife to enjoy an avocado. Fewer dishes. Less work.

I woke up in a pool of sweat. Grabbed my phone to research dream suppressants. I tossed my phone across the room when the internet ad on my screen was of an eerily happy man scissoring his precious avocado.

Forget that.

Avocados are overrated. And too expensive. Just like the price tag on a glorified kitchen knife.

For thirteen days I saw the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors. It wouldn’t leave me alone. Phone. TV. Computer. Laptop. Billboard. Every single day. Sponsored articles. Digital ads. Blog posts. My co-workers even mentioned the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to me. It infected their screens, too. I was a virus, and I knew the cure.

Why not add the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors to my kitchen gadget collection? I mean, I should at least consider it. Everyone was buying them.

No.

It all felt invasive. Because it was. Was someone listening to me? My phone? Computer? The CIA? Possibly, but this wound is self-inflicted. Damn those tiny print seven-hundred-page terms and conditions that no one has to time to read. I probably agreed to this treatment with a click and a download of an app.

Yesterday there was an auto-play video ad of a guy, who looked just like me, impressing his friends, who looked just like mine, at a dinner party, at a house that looked way classier than mine, with his Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.

Wow.

Imagine if I cut avocados in that house? I was in the market for an upgrade. My current living situation was renting. From my mom. I rewatched the ad over and over, admiring the marble white and black kitchen, with a wine fridge … and… how perfectly the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors was displayed on the stone island in the center of the spacious kitchen.

That could be me.

A few of my friends who attended the party where I first heard of the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors already had their own. I’m always last on these trends, but none of them has had a party since. I could impress them by using the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors at a dinner party. Or I could host a Sunday brunch. Maybe I’d make some fresh guac and tacos and let friends and family watch me use the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.

Despite not liking avocados, I think the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors could make a difference in my life. I don’t want to be left out of another must-have tool. I went online and ordered it.

The Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors will arrive on my doorstep in two days. Express Shipping. Hopefully, the avocados I bought yesterday will still be ripe by then.

While I wait, I’ve been browsing houses for sale online. Maybe I can’t afford the place I saw in the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors ad, but I could always buy a fixer-upper. Or flip a house to get my dream home. That’s what I truly desire. A home. Anything was possible, thanks to the Law of Attraction and Sue from Attract the World You Think!