Benjamin Franklin wrote in an essay, “Remember that time is money.” Smart man. But if Mr. Franklin is correct, why doesn’t that saying apply to me?Like most Americans, since entering the workforce full-time, I have never worked a forty-hour work week. (It’s always at least fifty.) Yet,
Another early weekday with a to-do list too long. Desperately needing an injection of caffeine to awaken my senses. As I waited for some water to boil, I found my phone. I’ve heard scrolling first thing in the morning decreases productivity and happiness, but here I was sliding my
I was about to wrap up my bad morning ritual, doom scrolling through memes and the news. Nine out ten well-functioning humans say this is the worst way to start the day, but at this point my habit is now a anxiety-inducing addiction. I stumbled across an article about Robert
Want seven hours of your life back per day? Surrender your screens. You are going to die. Everyone you know? They’re toast too. But don’t fear our impending doom, dear reader. We’re all cursed with the same fate. When you accept this, you’re free to live.
Are any of us honestly trying to stop these American massacres? Fourteen children knelt in prayer. For two of them, it was the last thing they ever did. On the first day of school, another gun-wielding American psycho unleashed her issues with herself and the society she lived in by
Earning about $80,000 a year, millennials need to double their income and add $30,000 to hit their American Dream. God, my headline sucks, but I didn’t write it. That’s what the source article gave me to work with. “Feel successful.” Whatever that means. My headline is
Big Grocery’s New Scam Guilts Americans Through Climate Change as 24,000 Private Jets Roam the Skies Something strange is going on with humanity. No, I’m not talking about … shit. I don’t even know where to start that list. Private jets seem like a good place to
If you visualize what you want, the Universe gives it to you. That’s the basic concept of the Law of Attraction. That’s how Sue from Attract the World You Think explained it to me and her 564,233 followers. I am not sure if the Law of Attraction
Data shows there's one group to blame and it will surprise you. What’s up with everyone wanting to be a detective these days? If it’s not some corporatized content packaged as a movie, I’m looking at you Marvel, it’s true crime. Podcasts, videos, articles,
Why not feather and tar Briana Boston at the next World Economic Forum, too? There’s a reason you can’t scream “shooter” at a movie theater. You can’t yell “bomb” at an airport, either. These limitations don’t hinder free speech, as causing panic and potential harm to
Too bad that’s not where we’re going to start. 135 Suicides a Day and No Headlines One-hundred and thirty-five Americans will die by suicide today. Annually, nearly 50,000 Americans end their lives themselves. Among white people, suicide rates are dropping, but they are doubling in the black
This is the most Americans have ever cared about kickers in the history of football. One professional kicker is being used by a certain political party to create outrage against the other side’s perceived attack on religion and freedom of speech. Another kicker allegedly got drunk and sexually assaulted